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The Cruzin Cooler is probably the greatest creation that has come from modern technology this century. So long have I struggled with the difficulties of navigating directions on a bicycle and carrying a cooler at the same time, it's just not possible believe me. Numerous times have I watch glorious sun drenched days at the park go to waste as I've dropped my cooler from a top my bike, literally tears in eyes as all the beers spilled out across the concrete slab. I've cursed scientific technology for not providing me with a better solution, UNTIL NOW. This one invention will transform my life and exponentially create a better world for tomorrow. Thank you divine Cruzin Cooler scientists who have spent their long dedicated hours committed to solving one of life's greatest problems. You have single handedly restored my faith in man.

Sincerely,

Cruzin Cooler aficionado

OK ... so that was pretty stinkin' funny! And not to mention, well-written!